Stochastic Football
Statistics make me cringe. Not the upstanding work done by Brian but too much analysis done by too much of the greater sportswriting community. That word, “analysis,” it doesn't help matters. Like many backwards things Western Civilization, modern usage derives from Aristotle. Real analysis, that's a marvel. What I encounter throughout the web would be better labeled: statistical rhetoric: the use of statistics to forward a previously held opinion. There's this great quote by Wayne C. Booth about critical theory—specifically the idea of showing versus telling in fiction writing—and how it disseminated from scholarly critics, down to commercial critics … well, I'll just share it:
“[T]he legitimate defense of the new soon froze into dogma. … [W]hen such rule-making descended further into the hands of unabashed commercial critics, it was simplified to the point of caricature.”
This is the progression: from new to
accepted to—in some skeletal, bastardized form—the mother truckin
law. Wanna be taken seriously? Gotta speak the language. For the
modern sportswriter statistics are jargon, argot and shibboleth all
in one. No wonder an old hat striving for relevance rushed to create
an eponymous, um, effect? despite its obvious bogusness.
Brian attracted me to Advanced NFL
Stats through his work exposing the phoniness of the so-called Curse of 370. His simple, clearly worded argument of why said curse was
cooked up, and either indicative of blithe error or chicanery,
challenged me to be careful and inquiring instead of gullible. So in honor of Mr. Burke and his fine and
reputable site, I now intend the exact opposite. Let us together
learn how to lie with statistics.