Announcement: NFL Stats PREMIUM

I've really been overwhelmed by all the attention this site has received. I appreciate all the fan mail, offers to intern, and marriage proposals. So to better be able to serve my readers, I've decided to create a premium zone for NFL Stats. Premium subscribers will have unlimited access to proprietary statistical analysis found nowhere else. Subscribers will also receive my "Lock of the Week" which is guaranteed to beat the spread*. But don't worry, regular members will still have access to past research, plus free** tours of the nerve-center of the NFL Stats Institute for Advanced Football Research (shown at left) here in Reston, Virginia.

Become a member today. If you subscribe now, you'll receive a 10% discount and a free NFL Stats tote bag. All this for a low rate of only $99 per month. Subscribe today, operators are standing by.

(*Note: Guarantee not an actual guarantee. **Parking is $39.)

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2 Responses to “Announcement: NFL Stats PREMIUM”

  1. Anonymous says:

    awwww, man.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Nice one. Almost fell for it :)

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